Tezos Jokes - Quote what you like/Add yours to the collection
What's the difference between Tezos and NASA?
Tezos is actually going to Mars
Why do meat lovers love Tezos?
Because it's the best 'Proof-of-Steak'
What is an Irish Tezos investor most worried about?
Who was the prequel to Tezos?
"How much for Tesla?"
"100 Tezos! That's a lot of money."
I know, but Tesla is a big company. And I think if you look at our financial statements for the last few years, you will see you are getting a bargain and we'll include SpaceX for free.
Where does an Eskimo keep his Tezos?
In a cold wallet.
What’s the difference between an average bitcoin miner and an average tezos baker?
An average tezos baker will have at least something to eat
He was the joke
What's the difference between Elon Musk's SpaceX and Tezos?
SpaceX will actually return to earth, after takeoff...
Who is Tezos' least favorite rapper?
How long before 1 Tezos becomes worth more than 1 US dollar?
It already is!!!
So Tezos price is down 50% ? Sweet. Now you can get twice as many for the same price.
You hesitate when asked what your occupation is, because you think they won’t believe you if you say both ‘baker’ AND ‘your real occupation’
What do you call a 3 humped OCaml? Pregnant
What should Arthur's Twitter handle be?
Arthur "Not giving away XTZ" B.(@ArthurB)
Why is baking Tezos more fun?
Because they never get mold
What does XTZ do after it's baked?
It loafs around
What happened when a delegator's wife came home early?
She caught her husband Masterbaking
Pick up line: You must be a xtz baker, your buns are fantastic
A frustrated baker walks past a bar
How do you pronounce XTZ?
Chuck Norris is a Brain Baker
No block dares to delegate to him
Why is Tezos popular in the Desert kingdoms?
Because it's oCamel based
Why do Tezos hodlers want a Tesla?
Because Ferrari is owned by F...