Hashchad Went Down to Austin

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Hashchad went down to Austin, He was looking for some rooms to fill, He was in a bind, Hashgraph was way behind, but Mance was ready to make a deal, When Hashchad came across this HBAR And it was fast and hot, So Hashchad jumped up on a podium, And said, "Class let me tell you what", I bet you didn't know it, but I'm a cryptologist too, And if you'd care to take a dare, I'll make a bet with you. Now you have pretty good TPS, but give Hashchad his due, I'll bet an HBAR of gold against your 'BTC' hold, Cause I think they're better than yours." ​ An NPC said, "My name's Charles, and it might be a sin, But I'll take your bet, and you're gonna regret, 'cause ADA's the best that's ever been", Chucky wake up your influencers and pump that coin real hard, Cause heck's broke loose in Austin and Hashchad deals the cards, And if you win you'll get this shiny stack that tries to be gold, But if you lose, the Hashchad gets your hold-old-old. ​ Hashchad opened up his townhall, and said, "Mance & I'll start this show." And fire flew from the HBAR trips, as they started up their nodes, And he pulled Hashpack across the ledger, and they made an astounding, "YES!", And a band of students joined in, and TPS looked something like this s-t-e-p-f-u-n-c-t-i-o-n s-t-e-p-f-u-n-c-t-i-o-n s-h-a-r-d-i-n-g a-B-F-T 2-3 finality ​ When Hashchad finished, Chucky said, "Well, you're pretty vaporware ol' son, But sit down in that chair right there and let me show you how it's done." ​ \[Chorus\] Failure on smart-contracts, TPS ain't fun, Chucky's on a tirade again, I think Cardano's done, Chickens squak the loudest, Hodl chile Hodl, Granny does you ADA move? No chile, no ​ Chucky bowed his head because he knew that he'd been beat, And he laid nearly all the ADAs on the ground at Hashchad's feet, Hashchad said "Mance, won't you come on back, We got some Enterprise to seal" And a band of GC's joined up, and they looked to 'CBDC' with zeal! ​ \[Chorus\] Failure on smart-contracts, TPS ain't fun, Chucky's on tirades again, I think Terra's done, Chickens squak the loudest, Hodl chile Hodl, Granny does you Luna move? No chile, no