I'm sorry folks, but Bitcoin has died. Can you cheer me up?

self.Bitcoin1m ago
It's just too volatile, it went from $68k down to now just $19k. Bukele in El Salvador is starting to look ridiculous now. Central African Republic talks a good game, but how can their population use Bitcoin when most don't even have internet access. People have lost faith. It's too slow anyhow, with only 7 transactions per second. I'm feeling melancholy right now. I feel like we have lost. Can anyone say anything that will cause this buttercup to buck up?