Comedy! My friend is in need of legal help from Bitcoiners.
My friend stole 10 Rolex watches from a nearby shop.
Yesterday, they caught him.
Now, he is requesting the government to allow him to sell those watches for his lawyer's fee to fight against the shop.
If this sounds ridiculous, here is SBF's plea:
"SBF Claims Robinhood Shares Necessary for Personal Legal Defense"